What weapon? Do you know if it’s real or not yet or are you still just poking holes in the universe? VRISKA: Supposedly his every move is a carefully calcul8ted ploy to assure his existence in the first place, yet here he is wrecking the joint like an oaf, unwittingly helping the hero find the weapon that will finally take him down. That's because he’s not an evil mastermind. VRISKA: I must say, for an evil mastermind, the guy is kind of a dope. VRISKA: He’s 8een chasing our “extended party” around the ring, 8lowing shit up with his monster 8reath, thus revealing the path to the treasure in the process. English has taken the 88, hook line and sinker. VRISKA: Everything’s gone exactly as I intended. 8ut they aren’t 8lack anymore! Not totally. JOHN: you mean the big treasure hunt, with all those black maps? VRISKA: The point is, as you can see the plan I descri8ed to you 8efore is in full swing.Ĭlearly, complete with treasure hunting crew. Who even knows how long it’s 8een out here, 8ut who cares. JOHN: i think it was my birthday last time we met too, heh. JOHN: actually hasn’t it been exactly a year? I remember when this was a current update… Oh just go make out already you two, we’re getting tired of the suspense and the fish pun flirting. MEENAH: yo watch how far away i can fork him fromĪRANEA: Don’t make me conchfishscate it again. MEENAH: sea him there just off the starboard shit I can’t stand to look at this, cracks make me uncomfortable, like spots. So… How has giving reality full blown AIDS been working out? Find that cure yet? > END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 You’re standing there holding a gun, and pointing it at the turtle. Which would be awesome and cool in competent hands but…. Make them more than the sum of their pointy hats. You shouldn’t be whining about how lame your minions are.Īs you accumulate more, your job is obviously to combine their talents in creative ways to overcome the increasingly difficult challenges on your quest. I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO MURDER HIM SEVERAL TIMES. IS HIS POWER TO DANCE AROUND ALL THE TIME. UNLESS HIS POWER IS TO FOLLOW ME AROUND CONSTANTLY. THE QUALITY OF THE UNLOCKED GNOMES HAS NOT INCREASED TO MATCH THE ESCALATING DIFFICULTY OF MY QUEST. I ALMOST DID NOT MANAGE TO DESTROY THE PURPLE PLANET. THE PLANETS ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO CONQUER. AND HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF GNOMES UNDER MY COMMAND. I get the feeling this’ll get real annoying real fast. I also used some comics and videos for humor to alleviate the angst Nice watermark spreads though, but seriously what’s his deal? He was the first Dave I actually liked! To summarize I can't believe all this alternate identity crisis is happening NOW and I think Davesprite is too hard on himself and being a bit of a jerk. I really do not want to through all that again, not this close. END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1
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